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July 28, 2003

Music

My Ninja Shoots Him in the Head 37 Times

Filed under: Music — Dave @ 8:05 pm

The newest “tape” in the “Cool New Music Tape” series is complete. Entitled My Ninja Shoots Him in the Head 37 Times (a quote allegedly overheard by a friend at a game store), it’s two disks of musical happiness. Here’s the track listing:

Side One:
Apples In Stereo - Go
Fountains Of Wayne - Bright Future In Sales
Dynamite Hack - Anyway
Sun Sawed in Half - The Beholder and His Eye
Foo Fighters - All My Life
The Strokes - Someday
Cracker - Shine
Cake - Shadow Stabbing
April March - Chick Habit
Hooverphonic - Battersea
Jimmy Eat World - The Authority Song
Ryan Adams - New York, New York
Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash - 440 Horses
Chris Cornell - Can’t Change Me
The Thorns - Runaway Feeling

Side Two:
Soul Coughing - Screenwriter’s Blues
White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
Rooney - If It Were Up To Me
Weezer - Keep Fishin’
They Might Be Giants - Yeh Yeh
The Minders - Yeah Yeah Yeah
Sum 41 - In Too Deep
Dressy Bessy - If You Should Try To Kiss Her
Suzanne Vega - Last Year’s Troubles
Wilco - Kamera
John Mayer - No Such Thing
The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual
Miller, Rhett - This is What I Do
Ben Folds - Annie Waits
Beck - Lost Cause

Mmmm….tape-o-licious!

News

Hartford and the Quad Museums

Filed under: News — Dave @ 1:40 pm

This weekend was full of adventure! Our quest for a good game store and a bed frame brought us to the magical land of Hartford, Connecticut, and environs. Since we were headed there anyway, we decided to hook up with Michael, a person I’ve been friends with for over five years and yet have never met in “real life”. It was great to finally meet him, though we were in a town none of us knew much about, so we ate at IHOP and went to the mall. Soon we’ll actually meet at each others’ houses, once we’re all settled in (he just moved as well.)

Hartford is home to a game store called “The Dragon’s Lair” in a fit of originality. There should be a $500 fine for using the word “Dragon” in the name of a game store. Nevertheless, it was a nice store with a really good selection, especially of board games, so I can see myself going there pretty often.

On Sunday we decided to hit the Springfield quad museums. These are four small museums all in one area. We went to the natural history one and the science one, and briefly looked into the fine arts museum and area history museum. We also walked among the Dr. Seuss sculptures in the center of the quad (Dr. Seuss was from Springfield.)The museums were really neat for being so small. You can see some of the things we saw here:

The Quad Museums

One of the coolest things we saw at the science museum was a glass orb that simulated a gas giant planet. It had two layers, and in-between was some kind of liquid. You could turn the outer layer and watch the effect on the liquid “atmosphere”. Becky demonstrates it here:

Gas Giant Simulator (3mb AVI file)

I also made a few new compilation CDs, but I’ll report on those later today, since I don’t have the track order finalized yet.

July 24, 2003

Argh!

On a Somewhat Related Note…

Filed under: Argh! — Dave @ 7:37 pm

Regarding my Verizon lunacy and the current FCC Media Ownership bill…isn’t it strange that the conservatives, who are always trying to tell us how great competition is whenever they want to privatize something, seem to be the strongest supporters behind corporate monopolies, which actually prevent competition?

Argh!

Verizon Update

Filed under: Argh! — Dave @ 5:25 pm

Just wanted to share a few new Verizon details. First, I got a call this morning from Verizon, asking if my phone is working. A call. If my phone is working. A call. Asking about the workingness of my phone.

Second, I still haven’t received the mailing label for the DSL equipment.

And finally, this amusing bit. On the day we had no phone service (Monday) I tried to put in a service request using their online form. After having to register, wade through page after page, and assure them that I had determined that the problem wasn’t just a phone off the hook, I finally got to the part where you enter your service request. But it didn’t. Instead, it told me to call their service number, which it could have done from the outset. No explanation as to why I couldn’t do it online.

I wrote to them, telling them that this was silly, time-wasting, and pointless. Why bother to have this online thing if it still means you have to call them? Why couldn’t I do it online? I’d post the text of that email, but they use one of those obnoxious web forms instead of giving you a real email address.

Today I get this response:

Thank you for contacting the Verizon eCenter, where we are committed to
helping you make progress every day.

This message is in response to your inquiry concerning your Verizon
service. You inquired about contacting repair for your service.

It appears that your inquiry was addressed by our Repair department on
July 21, 2003.

If your original request has been resolved, please disregard this
message. If you require further assistance with your account, please feel
free to respond to this email and we will be happy to assist you.

Thank you for using Verizon. We appreciate your business.

Those of you who work in customer service, let me assure you that this is NOT the way to make a customer happy. I responded with this:

Actually, if you’ll re-read my email, you’ll see that
my question wasn’t really about getting my phone
fixed, because the online service request function had
already kicked me out and told me to call a number
instead.

My ACTUAL question was “Why can’t I report a problem
online?” Why bother to have this cumbersome,
multi-menu online trouble report system if all it does
is tell me to call the service number anyway? It gave
no reason why it wouldn’t put in the request, just
gave me the number. That’s not helpful, it’s a waste
of my time.

Yes, my phone was repaired, but only after I had to go
find a pay phone to call the service number.

Just now I got this reply:

Thank you for contacting the Verizon eCenter, where we are committed to
helping you make progress every day.

This message is in response to your inquiry concerning the online
repair notification system. You advised about an error encountered. I would
be happy to assist you with that.

We apologize for the difficulty you are experiencing with our web site.
In order for us to provide a description of the problem to our
technical support specialists, we need to obtain some helpful information.
Please provide answers to the following questions and we will be happy to
forward your issue to our technical team:

* What date and time did you experience the problem?

* What browser are you using? (Netscape 5.X, IE 6.X,
etc.)

* What is your operating system? (Windows 95, etc.)

* What is the URL address you were using when you
encountered the problem?

* What were you attempting to do when you encountered
the problem? (pay a bill, register, etc.)

* What error did you receive when attempting to
perform your activity?

* Do you have any other helpful comments?

* Is there a telephone number where we may reach you
if we have additional questions?

Thank you for using Verizon. We appreciate your business.

That’s right. There’s no better way to respond to an angry customer than with a form letter that doesn’t in any way address his issue. The problem with the website isn’t a technical issue, it’s because the site is STUPID. As of yet, there is no technical solution to the problem of stupidity - quite the opposite, actually.

The beat, as they say, goes on.

July 23, 2003

Argh!

Can You Hear Me Now? Get Bent.

Filed under: Argh! — Dave @ 1:56 pm

An open letter to Verizon, discussing their service:

To Whom it May Concern:

I would like to make you aware of my recent experiences with
Verizon’s internet and phone service. Please note that this
letter is being sent to the Better Business Bureau, Verizon, the
Springfield Republican newspaper, and friends and family. In
addition, I am posting the text on my website.

June 18, 2003 - While still in Illinois, I called Verizon to set
up phone service for my new home in Massachusetts. At that time I
also put in an order for DSL service, which I was assured was
available. This was an important point to me, since I was going
to be telecommuting and would nee broadband access. I was told
that phone service would start on June 30th and that I would
receive DSL equipment a week later, on July 7.

June 30 - I move into the house in Massachusetts and my phone
service begins. At this point we call Verizon to try and get a
phone book; after navigating an unhelpful phone maze, we are told
by a recording that it will be two to three WEEKS until we can
get one, which is utterly absurd. Fortunately our realtor is able
to get one for us.

July 7 - Not yet having DSL service and suspecting something
is wrong, I call Verizon. I’m told there’s no record of me
ordering DSL. I’m also told that the line first needs to be
certified for DSL, which they can’t do because my phone is too
new and not yet in the database (after a week!). They tell me
that in three days they can test my line and then put in an order
for DSL, which will take a week. Note that I had already told my
boss that I would have broadband on July 7, as this was the date
Verizon representatives originally told me I would be provided
with DSL. Now I’m told that it will be July 17th at the soonest.
None of this seems to bother anyone at Verizon; they are
unconcerned that they lost my order — in fact, I’m told that
sometimes DSL orders placed at the same time as phone orders go
through a different queue and get lost — so apparently, losing
orders is something of standard operating procedure.

Later that day, through the temporary dial-up service (the only
helpful thing from Verizon I came away with) I realized I had
received an email about DSL service, but it listed a different
phone number from my real one. I called back to customer service
(enduring extremely long waits due to the post-July 4 weekend
and not enough operators) and told them that this may be part of
the problem. The representative basically shrugged and said,
“Huh. Weird.” And that was it. As far as they were concerned, the
order was still lost and nothing could be done except start from
scratch.

July 9 - Not having heard back from Verizon about the
availability of DSL for my line, I call to see if they have
tested my line yet, as I am in a hurry to get broadband and keep
my telecommuting job. At that point I’m told that I can’t get DSL
at my home. Once again, nobody at Verizon seems even the
slightest bit concerned over the fact that they had told me
otherwise.

I call other DSL providers in the area and am told that since
they all use Verizon’s lines, if Verizon can’t do DSL, nobody
can. I’m also told by one of the other DSL services that Verizon
has determined that my area isn’t economically viable for them,
so they have no plans of expanding the DSL coverage into it.
Furthermore, they won’t allow anyone else to do that, giving them
an effective monopoly on DSL service in this area — something
I’m sure the FTC would be interested in hearing about.

Finally I discover that one of Verizon’s competitors, feeling
that there *is* money to be made in providing broadband to people
in my area, has just introduced cable modem service here. I place
my order with them.

July 14 - I receive a package by UPS from Verizon with DSL
equipment in it–equipment that, according to Verizon, has
nothing to hook to.

July 16 - Awaiting the person who will install my cable modem, I
am surprised to find at my door a technician from Verizon, here
to install DSL. I tell him the whole story. He seems surprised to
hear that DSL isn’t available in my area and offers to test the
line. I tell him that isn’t necessary, since I’m having cable
modem access that day which (a) is faster and (b) isn’t from
Verizon, whom I have come to hate. He leaves without the
equipment, since he doesn’t handle that, leaving me with a box of
useless DSL equipment to figure out how to dispose of.

July 18 - In the first time anyone at Verizon has been helpful, a
person cheerfully cancels my dial-up service (which was a
temporary service until I allegedly got DSL), cancels the DSL
service, and tells me they’ll send a prepaid label so I can
return the DSL equipment. Supposedly they are also turning off
the DSL signal to our home, which I had been told I couldn’t get
in the first place.

July 21 - None of our phones have a dial tone, and I begin to
wonder if, instead of just the DSL signal, our whole phone line
has been disconnected. Since I now have the cable modem, I
attempt to put in a service request online via Verizon’s webpage.
After jumping through several hoops on the website, I’m told to
call the service line instead of submitting an online service
request. The page gives no reason why it’s not possible to place
a service request online. Since our phone was out and we both
work from home, my wife went to a (Verizon) pay phone. The phone
wouldn’t make calls to the service number listed for Verizon,
repeatedly giving an error number but no explanation of why the
call could not go through as dialed; she eventually had to call a
different number and ask to be transferred to the service
department. (Verizon touchtone menus do not appear to work when
called from public Verizon pay phones, and the wait for an
operator is frequently quite long.)

We were told that there was likely a short in our line and that
Verizon would have someone out to look at it by Wednesday morning
at the latest. It was currently Monday afternoon. We were without
our only phone for about 48 hours.

July 23 - A Verizon technician comes to the door in the morning
and has our phone line up and running again in ten minutes. I
asked what the problem was, but didn’t really understand the
answer - something about two different junction boxes and the
power to one of them being cut off or something. I don’t know if
this has to do with the DSL, but even if it didn’t, it sounded to
me like something oddball caused by someone at Verizon and not by
breaking equipment.

I have had Verizon “service” for less than a month and already I
am willing to do whatever it takes to remove them from my life.
My experience has been a series of ineptitude, deceptions, and
uncaring on Verizon’s part. It’s exactly what I’d expect from a
company that feels it needs to put forth no effort because it has
a monopoly in the area. I am so fed up with Verizon, in fact,
that I have considered replacing our phone service with cell
phones, even though I don’t like cell phones, just so I don’t
have to deal with Verizon. Out of the several people I have
talked to there with these various problems, I have encountered
very few who seemed legitimately concerned about helping me out,
and only a few who seemed to know at all what they were doing. To
this day I still don’t know if DSL service is truly available at
my home, because I never got the same answer twice.

I am glad I was able to get cable modem access through another
company and am looking into changing as much of our phone service
as possible. I will never recommend Verizon to anyone who has a
choice and will advise them to seek all other options first and
only use your company as a last resort. Whatever technological
lead you may have over the competition, you are sadly lacking in
customer service and competence.

Brought to you by Verizon!

July 19, 2003

Misc

Brush With Fame

Filed under: Misc — Dave @ 10:19 pm

So today we decided to head up to Northampton to check out some antique stores. I went to a comics/game store there called ‘Modern Myths’ which turned out to be very nice, and I got some dice there, because I was running low. We also made a side trip to Amherst because MapQuest had LIED to us and told us that a game store called ‘The Space-Crime Continuum’ was located there. It’s not, it’s also in Northampton, not far from where we’d already been.

But all that is just gravy, because while walking the streets of Northampton, we walked near a guy who looked oddly familiar. “That guy looks a lot like John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants!” I thought. Just as I finished thinking that, I noticed he was accompanied by a guy looking like John Linnell, also of They Might Be Giants. I put two and two together in the Babbage engine of my brain, and realized I was looking at none other than the twin quasars of rock themselves!

My eyes grew wide and I nudged Becky, who had already figured it out. We silently walked past them excitedly. Not having had a significant brush with fame before, I was uncertain how to behave. Would it be cool or stupid to go up to them and say how much I enjoy their music? Would that be embarrassing to them, or would they enjoy hearing that their music is appreciated? I had no idea. Nothing about them suggested to me that such a gesture would annoy them, but nevertheless we simply walked on, waiting until we were out of earshot to say, “Whoa! We just totally saw They Might Be Giants!”

Then we came home and, understandably tired, took a nap.

Headed for Northampton, and a rendezvous with destiny!

July 17, 2003

News

Photos!

Filed under: News — Dave @ 2:01 pm

Some photos to document details on the move. I’m going to update the “Scrapbook” section soon and will add captions to these photos.

Before we left Champaign, we took a little photo tour of the place. Here are some of the places that were important to use during our ten years there.

We also took a final tour of the Krannert art museum at the university.

We had a swell Farewell Party with great decorations by April.

Finally, here are some photos of the new house during the moving-in process. Once we get the rooms set up better, I’ll post some “after” photos to accompany these “before” ones.

I’ll also be adding some photos to the main photo album, featuring Anne, Stewart, Sydney, and Beebo. Damn, but we take a lot of pictures of that dog.

News

…And We’re Back!

Filed under: News — Dave @ 1:50 am

This extended time without access to broadband was brought to you by Verizon, the northeast’s premier provider of pains in my ass. Among the services they provided for me were:

  • Losing my initial DSL order
  • Delaying my access to broadband
  • Lying about the availability of broadband in my area
  • Holding a monopoly on DSL access to this area
  • Not seeming to care that they royally screwed me through the above

But after multiple headaches, heart attacks, and screaming fits, I now have cable modem access with - gasp! - a verizon competitor who, strangely, feels there might be money to be made in actually providing service to people in Springfield!

Can you hear me now, Verizon? Get bent.

But that aside, we are now firmly implanted here in Massachusetts. Our house is lovely, and Becky’s folks came by to
help make it even lovelier. We still have some work to do on it, though — after all, it’s 100 years old. We’re finally out of the
stage of daily trips to Lowe’s and Wal-Mart and are starting to settle in. The jacuzzi tub has gotten some use, as has the dishwasher. Beebo loves the fenced yard, and we love that we can take him out sans leash. Our neighborhood seems nice, and even features an ice cream truck that comes by every afternoon! (To simulate, hum “Turkey in the Straw”. Now do that again, FOUR HUNDRED TIMES.) There’s a pretty swell coffee shop within walking distance as well. We haven’t had much of a chance to do any real exploring, but we’re finally starting to get the time to do that. We’re heading for Northampton this weekend to check out some stuff there.

We even took time out to go see the band Cracker perform for free at Stearns Square. Some kind of biker convention was also in town, so there was a good synergy about. I think some of the people had been drinking…all their lives. It was a really good show, though they only played one song from the new album.

Despite Verizon’s best efforts, I have been working from home, which is quite nice. I was seriously hampered by the lack of
broadband, but John and I muddled through, and I think our little group is stronger for it. I think things will work out just fine
on that end. Becky has mostly been working on the house, but now that I’m off her laptop and back on my own computer, she can start working on her classes.

I have managed to make it to a local game store called, strangely enough, “Dragon’s Lair.” I was rather sub-impressed. Apparently role-playing games just aren’t as hot here as miniatures are. I’ve seen a lot of miniature-based gaming stuff for sale; a local mall even has a Games Workshop store in it. Too bad for me that I don’t play miniatures games and have no intention of starting. I’ve been told of a shop in Northampton to look into for RPGs, as well as one in Hartford (called, strangely enough, “Dragon’s Lair.”)

There really has been a lot going on. But the summary is, we’re getting settled in, developing new routines, and starting to
explore our surroundings. It’s very exciting. I have some pictures I’m going to try to get up soon.

Oh yeah, and the obligatory political beef: Ha, Great Britain! That’ll teach you to ally with us in our stupid ill-conceived
wars. A little bit of heat get put on Bush about his phony Iraq info and he offers his best buddies up as scapegoats. Course,
it’s not like we care about making or keeping friends anyway…

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