Seriously, What the Hell is Wrong With Geeks?

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This is a sonic screwdriver toy. I own it because I am a big honkin’ geek:

This is a piece from the boardgame Nexus Ops. I own it because it was on deep clearance and is a fun game:

The sonic screwdriver has an ultraviolet light on the end of it:

And when you put them together:

Observation: In science fiction, alien civilizations come in exactly two flavors:
1) Well ahead of our current level of technology
2) Stone age
Aliens are never wowed about their first color TV, their new computer with 64 whopping K of RAM, their exciting new plorg*-less carriage, or the telegraph.
I know there are exceptions to this rule, but they’re few and far between. That Star Trek: TNG episode where Riker is on some kind of 50s-ish planet is one of the exceptions. What others are there?
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* — A four-legged creature similar to a horse.
In the last week I’ve seen:
• Two comics bloggers get into a slap fight with both threatening to leave the internet unless they’re not treated better.
• A dustup on BoardGameGeek resulting in the first-ever banning of a user there that grew out of the accusation that fans of “Eurogames” are elitist and disrespectful towards fans of “Ameritrash” games.
• People taking others to task for suggesting that Firefly is anywhere close to the “genius” of Buffy.