Gunthermania Hits NoHo
A couple weeks ago I had an MRI done. I get migraines a lot, and both my parents had issues with their brains, so my doctor thought it would be good to get a scan of my head, just in case. And they found something, but more on that in a moment. I’m seeing a specialist soon and this requires me to take the MRI films to him, which means I pick ‘em up, which means I look at ‘em, which means I scan them for you!
I don’t know what those dark lines across the middle are. Something to do with my scanner doing monochrome positive film, I reckon. I’ve never used that setting before so I probably didn’t have something set up right.
Incidentally, in this picture:
The area in hot pink is the portion of my brain devoted to lyrics from 80s songs. For example, the spot indicated by the blue arrow is the location of “I Can’t Wait” by Nu Shooz.
This next one is either a top view or a promotional still from 1958’s Fiend Without a Face:
So what did they find? A sinusoidal cyst, filled with mucus! Big ol’ bag o’ snot stuck behind my face. That’s what the referral’s for. From what I hear, they often don’t do anything about these cysts unless they’re causing some kind of problem, and before this MRI I didn’t even know it was there.
Now, I’m no Interpreter of X-Rays (perhaps some of my learned colleagues can step up here) but I believe you can see the culprit in this shot:
There where I circled in red. That’s the sinuses, it’s on the correct side, and there’s nothing like it on the other side. So I think that’s it.
Also, it appears that I have a full set of erect male genitalia crashing through my head in that picture, which if true, explains at least the headaches if not more.
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