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Sergei's Crime Spree!

2002-09-18 07:19:59

It was a typical tuesday until she came along. She was sniffing all over my turf. A piece of flimsy fencing between us. It was clear that she wanted to play. So, like, what was I supposed to do? I busted down the fence slat (peyow! bam!) and made a break for it. How was I to know that some nosey neighbor-type was going to narc on me. It didn't take long for the "fuzz" to catch up with us. Sure, we had fun for a little while but then I got picked up. Who am I kidding. Getting picked up was more fun than playing with my accomplice. It was like "DUDE! I'm in a truck! I'm going for a RIDE!" - - - -
What I didn't know was that the guy driving the truck was going to leave a note with my owners telling them where I was. I guess that my owners had to pay a fine or something, I don't know, because as I said earlier: "DUDE! I got to RIDE in a truck!" Maybe you didn't hear me the first time. I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record. Uh where was I? Oh yay! Food! Lunch time! Bye! - Sergei (Sergei Schwind of the clan Schwind)

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